OH! THAT ELUSIVE ORGASM
THE FIRST TIME ~ everybody remembers it!
It started with an accidental touch, or one less innocent but that feeling down there felt oh so wonderful and strange …
“I was 6 … using the hose thingies next to the toilet that you can wash your “parts” with. “
“I was 10 … rolled over onto my stomach, bunched the blankets up in between my legs …”
“I was 24 … finally learned how to have orgasms during sex.”
“I was16 … it was from mutual masturbation. We didn’t know what we were doing but fumbled through it, until I actually had an orgasm.”
“16! It was a total accident and scared me pretty badly before I realized what it was, lol.”
“I think I was 9 or 10 … found out rubbing myself and feeling pretty good, so continued to do it and then bam!”
“I was 16 and masturbating. I had tried it several times already but I remember the first orgasm vividly. I went to the bathroom afterwards and looked into the mirror to check if anything had changed…
“I was 11, using my fingers after reading a dirty scene in a book I found whilst I was staying at my grandparents.”
“I was 6 years old and was watching the Backstreet Boys ‘Larger Than Life’ music video, when I started to feel a tingly sensation in my pants.”
“It was an accident. I was like 10, riding around my grandma’s pool on a pool noodle, using it like a horse.”
“I was in preschool … I found that when I climbed the pole on the playground, it ‘tickled my tummy’ in the most delicious way.”
“I was 21 … figured it out by myself. I’d been active with my partner and faking it for over 4 years.”
AN O BY ANY OTHER NAME ~ How romance writers describe the big moment.
SO WE LOOKED UP VAGINA in the urban dictionary and got some hilarious results!?
twat, cooter, beaver, fish lips, taco, camel toe, muff, snatch, garage, oven, love button, penis glove, cock sock, hoohah, bajingo, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, nookie, the pink, honey pot, meat curtains, hatchet wound, fur burger, kitty, minge, snapper, vertical smile, lovebox, love canal, black hole, whisker biscuit, slice of heaven, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, fuzzy wuzzy, glory hole, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, wizard’s sleeve, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, curly curtains, furry furnace, altar of love, cupid’s cupboard, bird’s nest, bucket, love glove, serpent socket, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, hump hole, scrambled eggs between the legs, juice box, Golden Palace, sausage wallet, Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Golden Arches, Mumbler, Brakepads, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, kitty cage, Chicken’s tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog’s mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, knish, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, women’s weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, jizz recepticle, snake charmer, Enchilada of love, penalty box, ground zero, pound cake, hamper of goodies, man’s charity bash, south mouth, penis parking, the promised land, the vegan store, bag pipe, lick n’ stick, the unmentionable, man’s ruin, hairy potter, Pandora’s box, mystical fold
QUIRKS and Ohs ~ How do you go over the edge?
Sometimes, it can happen in the strangest places and at the most inopportune times.
“I was on my pilates ball, IN CLASS!”
“My boyfriend had tied me up and gone down on me. It was so intense I was lightheaded after.”
“It was in my sleep. I don’t remember what I was dreaming about but woke up to the sweet waves crashing over my body.”
“On the massage table. I was so relaxed and when the MT started some deep tissue massage near my lower back I was just triggered. Mortified but oh so triggered.”
A SEAL TO SLAY DRAGONS
EVIE PENNYWORTH has trust issues, so ends up choosing all the wrong men to save herself from disappointment when the relationship inevitably goes South.
Except when it comes to JASON MADDOX, the hot SEAL that’s always there to save her ass and call bullshit on her latest screw up. With Maddox, there will be orgasms if she can just let go and trust him.
Can Maddox control his sexual beast long enough to cajole Evie’s trust? Will Evie get past her sexual quirks and allow Maddox to finally rock her world?
A SEAL TO SLAY DRAGONS is coming soon … until then read chapter one here …